(TL,DR: Welcome to my mind)

So much creativity, from ad campaigns to studio screenplays, is doomed to be pressed up against the cold, calculating lens of data, quantifying every layer of an idea, discerning what will and what won’t resonate with whoever.

Wouldn’t it be nice if we could all just make a little less sense?
To that end, this is my creative release valve. An experimentation with AI prompting. A love of short form comedy... A waste of time?

WELCOME TO THE HOOTONANNY
Brief blips from the subconscious of yours truly. // 100% organic thoughts, Hand-typed, machine made, high in cholesterol.

DESPICABLE MUSINGS

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It’s never too late to disappoint your friends.

Everybody needs a cause. For Herb “The Shotgun” Mulville, it’s quarrelsome honkers.
(character consistency can be tricky)

NO ONE: What if Home Alone had gotten a theme park ride?

I was one of the last stops on my very long, rural bus route growing up. This was often my fantasy.

Welcome to The A.T.C.: Air Traffic Control Casino

Done deal... I dunno.

Kettle drummers are underrated.

Anyone who’s worked with me knows how I feel about lunch.

There should be an annual award show for the year’s craziest Florida Man stories.

Donuts. Shitchya.

My 3yo daughter recently informed me that flies need chimneys on their houses so the Santa fly can visit them on Christmas Eve. This is where it took me. And yes, that’s supposed to be Willy the Giant from Mickey’s Christmas Carol.

Make a wish upon a colossal ball of hot gas, generating nuclear fusion, 5.26 light years away.

I always thought it’d be funny if one of the guys in a street fight just needed a shirt.

IRREDEEMABLE AD GUY SERIES

Ep. 1 - “SLEEP OF THE DEAD”

Ep. 2 - “WILD WHEELCHAIRS”

Ep. 3 - “Ford Heist”

SANTA’S POST-CHRISTMAS PRESS CONFERENCE SERIES

This could get pretty tense.